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Democrat Party Hopes Kanye West Can Yank Microphone Away From Joe Biden As Much As Possible

Democrat Party Hopes Kanye West Can Yank Microphone Away From Joe Biden As Much As Possible

At first, many democrats were angered when it was learned that Kanye West was entering the presidential race.  However, that means that the debate stage will now have a guy who’s notorious for wrestling microphones away from simple-minded people.  This is great news for Biden supporters. 

“On second thought, we’ve decided to welcome Kanye into the race with open arms!” Jill Biden said.  “In fact, Joe will be attempting to read—I mean, he’ll be giving a speech this weekend.  We’d love it if Mr. West could accompany Joe and maybe deliver a controversial rap song while he’s talking.  Even if Kanye completely drowns out Joe’s speech, that’s totally fine.” 

While Kanye’s addition to the race may shield Americans from hearing Biden’s attempts at forming a sentence, the former VP was very bothered by the announcement.  “What’s a yeezy?  Are they dangerous?!” a frightened and confused Biden asked during a remote interview. 

Speaking off the record, Biden officials are worried Kanye might become so fascinated with a story about Corn Pop or Joe’s leg hair, he might never take the microphone from Biden.