In an ongoing effort to further reach the criminally insane, CNN will debut “Good Morning Antifa,” which will begin airing this fall.
“CNN has always been supportive of Antifa,” Jeffrey Zucker explained. “So we want to provide valuable programming that airs right about the time they wake up.”
In an interesting twist, the show’s two hosts will remain a mystery, as it is believed they’re wanted for a series of crimes. The hosts will be yelling a list of platitudes through their muffled facemasks and the set will be a cluster of burning books.
“I think we have a hit on our hands. They already look like pros,” Brian Stelter told The Glorious American after watching a taping of the show. “They screamed that everyone on set was a racist and eventually cornered Jake Tapper to whip him with a sock filled with D batteries. Like I said, total pros.”
“Good Morning Antifa” was originally supposed to air in the summer but the show suffered delays after the hosts kept grabbing the boom mics and repeatedly clubbed the cameramen. Shark cages have been brought in and much of the show’s staff now safely work from inside them.
UPDATE: It has been learned that the two hosts are Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo.
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