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Cinemax Only Network To Air ‘How I Launched My Political Career: The Kamala Harris Story’

Cinemax Only Network To Air ‘How I Launched My Political Career: The Kamala Harris Story’

Due to the graphic nature of how Kamala Harris climbed the ranks of the political world, every news network was forced to pass on airing her documentary.

NBC was all set to air the filth-filled program until the FCC determined that showing an 86-year-old, Willie Brown degrade himself on camera would be too much for the airways.  “They already have Lester Holt for that kind of thing, so we told NBC no,” an FCC spokesman said.   

But the folks over at Cinemax were desperate to fill their 1 am slot with a super raunchy film. 

“Are you kidding me?  What Harris did instead of having integrity and working hard?  It was positivity disgusting.  We must air this film,” a program director with the network said.  “Both Cinemax and Kamala are famous for this lowbrow smut so it’s a match made in heaven.”

Update: When asked for comment, Harris gave her normal answer of awkwardly cackling for roughly three minutes.