Despite his aids begging for him not to, Joe Biden insisted on serenading his Detroit audience with the National Anthem. However, his staff’s worst fears were realized when he promptly began singing ‘Baby Shark’.
“We knew whatever came out of his mouth wouldn’t come close to the National Anthem,” said campaign manager, Greg Schultz. “But that’s kind of business as usual. However, when he began singing ‘Baby Shark’, we just panicked. Many of us ran to the soundboard and began pulling fists full of wires out like that part in Forest Gump.”
But, as is often the case with the children’s song, the Biden staff couldn’t make it stop.
“Baby shark, doo doo doo Uhhhh. Doo doo do? BABY SHARK! Now, here’s the deal… MOMMA shark doo doo doo dink!” Joe mumbled into the microphone.
After mistakenly quadrupling the amount of “doos” needed and adding a stanza for a shark named “Chuck,” Biden somehow made the song last for over eleven minutes.
President Trump, who was apparently watching the rally on CSPAN, tweeted:
“Now Sleepy Joe just sang about baby sharks at his rallies! NOT GOOD!”