The lyrics of ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ have been updated for a more practical and sensitive America. Soon you’ll be hearing the new version titled ‘Hoe, It’s [Explicit] Freezing, Best Getcha Jacket!
Written and performed by the rapper, 2 Chainz, the new version will hit the airwaves this week.
Of course, the updated lyrics have its detractors. The most common criticism being that the original song was about a young, flirtatious couple debating on extending their evening in front of the fireplace while the new version is a profanity-laced attack on a woman with an extensive description of her badunkadunk.
“I’m not sure about the new one,” said 30-year-old Donna Madison of Spokane, Washington. “I love to sing along with Christmas songs but this version has so many n-words I find it difficult.”
However, when Donna was reminded of the shocking and graphic lyrics of the original (For example: “Mind if I move in closer?”) she quickly admitted these changes were for the better.
Update: In the name of holiday spirit, nearly all radio stations have agreed to air the unedited version of the song which contains a record 52 f-words.