As President Trump continues to gain accolades for a booming economy, Barrack Obama felt the pressure to show the nation he too is a brilliant businessman.
Sources tell The Glorious American, Obama thought long and hard about his most cunning and crafty business deal. Soon “The Art of Giving $150 Billion to Terrorists” was written and the book will hit shelves this month.
Throughout the book, Obama goes into detail about how particular he was about choosing the pallets used to hold the cash.
“A less experienced businessman would have gone with pine.” Obama writes in a chapter four excerpt. “We considered walnut but ultimately Valerie Jarrett and I went with a nice, cherry wood”.
Media members who have previewed the book are calling it Obama’s signature masterpiece.
Meet The Press host, Chuck Todd interviewed the former President and noted, “The brilliance of your skillful negotiation is that you knew juuust where that sweet spot was. $160 billion was too much, $145? Too low.”
“What? No, I just told them to give them as much cash as humanly possi—oh! I mean, yeah,” Barrack replied. “The sweet spot, alright. Years of honing brilliant businessman skills. That’s for sure.”