REPORT: Declassified Documents Shows Obama Playing With His Dolls

REPORT: Declassified Documents Shows Obama Playing With His Dolls

Former Director of National Intelligence, Richard Grenell is preparing to declassify dozens of documents showing former President Barrack Obama playing with his dolls like a little girl, the Glorious American has learned. “Frankly, it’s long overdue,” William Barr said in a statement.  “This sort of thing has long been rumored, and the DOJ believe sunlight…

Nancy Pelosi And Chris Wallace Celebrate Another Perfectly Coordinated Fox News Sunday

Nancy Pelosi And Chris Wallace Celebrate Another Perfectly Coordinated Fox News Sunday

Seconds after Fox News Sunday concluded this morning, Chris Wallace and Nancy Pelosi sprang from their seats and exchanged a series of vigorous high-fives. “Look at those two,” muttered a cameraman as he watched the two do leaping chest bumps and complicated handshakes.  “They’re like a couple of NBA players after a buzzer-beater.” Wallace and…

Government Promises To Give All Our Freedoms ‘Right Back’ After Virus

Government Promises To Give All Our Freedoms ‘Right Back’ After Virus

“You guys pinky swear you’ll give these back, right?”  That’s what Americans are asking after the government abolished their right to assemble, protest, religion, look at a tree, and free speech. “Oh yeah, are you kidding?  We’re going to give those freedoms right back, probably,” Governor Gavin Newsom explained.  “It’s just that this virus is…