Industries everywhere are struggling during lockdowns, and the vicious thugs from your local Antifa chapter are no exception. That is why top Democrats have assured them they will, in fact, receive back pay for all canceled riots. “It’s not just the small business owners who need our sympathy. It’s the thousands of Antifa members who…
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REPORT: Declassified Documents Shows Obama Playing With His Dolls
Former Director of National Intelligence, Richard Grenell is preparing to declassify dozens of documents showing former President Barrack Obama playing with his dolls like a little girl, the Glorious American has learned. “Frankly, it’s long overdue,” William Barr said in a statement. “This sort of thing has long been rumored, and the DOJ believe sunlight…
Nancy Pelosi And Chris Wallace Celebrate Another Perfectly Coordinated Fox News Sunday
Seconds after Fox News Sunday concluded this morning, Chris Wallace and Nancy Pelosi sprang from their seats and exchanged a series of vigorous high-fives. “Look at those two,” muttered a cameraman as he watched the two do leaping chest bumps and complicated handshakes. “They’re like a couple of NBA players after a buzzer-beater.” Wallace and…
Tyrannical Government Updates National Symbol From Bald Eagle To Tyrannosaurus Rex
As the nation’s governors have been stomping all over individual rights and the Constitution in general, many within the government believe it is time to abandon the bald eagle as our national symbol. Naturally, the Tyrannosaurus rex will be the logical replacement. “To me, the bald eagle represents freedom. Flying as high as your dreams…
Government Promises To Give All Our Freedoms ‘Right Back’ After Virus
“You guys pinky swear you’ll give these back, right?” That’s what Americans are asking after the government abolished their right to assemble, protest, religion, look at a tree, and free speech. “Oh yeah, are you kidding? We’re going to give those freedoms right back, probably,” Governor Gavin Newsom explained. “It’s just that this virus is…
