Middlebury, Vermont was rocked on Wednesday after the shocking discovery of a local man’s Facebook post. After 32-year-old, Allen Mason wrote, “It’s horrible that these minority communities are being destroyed. This should not happen!” his friends and family faced the grim reality that Allen was a raging white supremacist. As Allen (who is obviously a…
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Nation’s Police Demand Pay Raise After Getting Rioters ‘Right Where We Want Them’
Every police force in America has demanded a raise after claiming they’ve got the rioters ‘right where we want them.’ The country, which has only four buildings left intact, is not particularly thrilled with how law enforcement has handled the rioters. “What’s been happening is, a group of protestors will demand all the police abandon…
Democrats Place List Of Black Voters’ Concerns In Special Filing Cabinet
After Joe Biden delivered a carefully crafted insult to the African American community, some black leaders were left questioning the DNC’s official policy of taking them for granted. “We know of like eight or nine black people who might not vote for the Democrat in the next elections if our concerns are not dealt with,”…
Media Praises Cuomo On Decision To Send Cougars Into Nursing Homes
In what’s being called the most brilliant political move since storing classified emails in your bathroom server, Governor Andrew Cuomo announced that cougars would be sent to live in the state’s nursing homes. “This is your classic ‘two-birds-with-one-stone’ situation,” the governor explained to his adoring press. “We’ve been experiencing overcrowding in our local nursing homes…
Chuck Schumer Keeps Watching Homeward Bound Hoping Pets Stay Lost
In between writing bills that raise taxes and weaken our borders, DC swamp dwellers need to find ways to unwind too. Chuck Schumer, who spend much of the ’90s gathering interns for newly elected Bill Clinton, was unable to catch the hit Disney film Homeward Bound in 1993. Reports are he finally popped in the…