A local house cat has informed Sleep Number that no matter how they adjust the firmness of the mattress, there’s just no number that will work for him. “I’ve been here for 6 years and I’ve never seen this,” said Sleep Number rep Jake Coleman. “I would go softer, and he would just scowl. I’d…
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Highest Level Of Scientology Revealed To Be "House Cat"
A surprising revelation has been uncovered within the world of Scientology. According to a well-placed source with the church, the highest level a Scientologist can reach is “house cat.” “This explains why your average house cat will look at you the way he does,” the source explained. “To the untrained mind, the cat has done…
Facebook Servers On Verge Of Collapse Due To Most Elderly People Having Multiple Accounts
Misplacing your keys. Forgetting why you walked into a room. Joint pain. These were once the hallmark signs you were getting old. But now we can add having two or more Facebook accounts to the list. And it’s wreaking havoc on the social media giant. Research shows an epidemic of senior citizens creating a Facebook…