It’s no secret the WNBA struggles to fill arenas throughout the country. The league often finds themselves in embarrassing situations, such as falling into massive debt and having to ask fathers in the crowd if they wouldn’t mind refereeing the game. Early this week more embarrassing news leaked. The Glorious American has learned that a…
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Report: Male Concessions Worker Made Slightly More During World Cup Than Women Players
In a report that’s sure to anger many, a male concession worker earned roughly 18% more than female players during Sunday’s World Cup. Blake Simmons, an American visiting France for the summer, decided to make a quick buck by working the concessions for the Woman’s World Cup. Blake’s generous paycheck only added fuel to the…
NBA Asks Steph Curry’s Parents To Referee Game 5 Of Finals.
The NBA has asked the parents of Golden State Warriors guard, Steph Curry, to referee game 5 of the NBA Finals. Should the Warriors lose Monday’s game 5, the Toronto Raptors would clinch the franchise’s first ever NBA championship—something Stephen Curry’s mom said would happen “over her dead body”. “Hey, our whole thing is, may…
Democrats Introduce Bill Banning Assault Trampolines
On Tuesday, House Democrats pushed through new legislation banning assault trampolines by a vote of 240-190. To some Americans, it may be news to hear that all trampolines purchased before 2001 do not have a safety net and are considered deadly assault trampolines. “These weapons will show no mercy and should be taken off our…
First-Ever International NBA Finals Means National Anthem Will Be Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic”
A little known NBA rule states that, in the event of an international Finals matchup, the national anthem will be “Ironic,” the 1995 hit by Canadian singer-songwriter Alanis Morissette. Understanding the public doesn’t want to sit through two separate national anthems, a 1995 game operations committee decided “Ironic” was the only song that truly captured…