Since March Splash & Stuff, a waterpark famous for its buffet, has been closed to the public. But on Thursday, a clearly intoxicated Pelosi called the owner and demanded the park be opened for her 4 pm dinner. “The waterslides were bone dry and we’ve not restocked the buffet for months. But she just kept…
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Biden Accidentally Wanders Onto RNC Stage, Endorses Trump
The Biden campaign has promised Joe will be a smart and independent leader. But that can’t happen if his handlers can’t make sure he doesn’t wander into trouble and hurt himself. On Monday evening, just as the Republican National Convention was picking up steam, a confused Joe Biden meandered onto the stage. Before his handlers…
Al-Qaeda Asks To Borrow Goodyear’s HR PowerPoint
Before Friday, the Goodyear Tire Company had very little correspondence with Al-Qaeda. But once their anti-police, pro-BLM dress code slide became public, the horrible terrorist group simply had to get their hands on it. “It looks like Goodyear hates America as much as we do,” Al-Qaeda’s HR manager said. “Our organization has new-hires too. Not…