Frustrated his story wasn’t being covered, Tony Bobulinski finally dressed up as Christine Blasey Ford and like clockwork, herds of media members flocked to his side. “Oh, my word! I think that’s Blasey Ford about to talk with Tucker. Wait—why Tucker?!” MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow yelled to other media members. “Don’t talk to him, Christine—Talk to…
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Poison Control Now Suggests Watching Shep Smith To Induce Vomiting
While The Glorious American usually sticks to news, there are occasions when we feel responsible to use our enormous platform for public health announcements. This is just such an occasion. This week poison control centers around the nation have issued a handy tip should someone need to quickly induce vomiting. “We’ve found that looking at…
Hunter Biden Asked To Stop Pretending To Be One Of Amy Coney Barrett’s Adopted Children
During a beautiful ceremony, which announced Amy Coney Barrett as the next Supreme Court Justice, Hunter Biden kept trying to blend into her large family in hopes they would take him in as their adopted son. Even after being asked to stop several times, Hunter repeatedly kept sneaking over to the family seating area and…
Kamala Harris Accidentally Touts The 'Soros/Harris Administration'
Kamala Harris’ streak of saying the quiet part out loud continued Friday when she mistakenly referred to the administration as the “Soros/Harris administration”. Her slip-up came while speaking in a completely empty Marriott conference room. “Thank you for inviting me to speak at the Democrat Small Business Owners Of America forum,” She began. “I know…
Pelosi Claims She Didn’t Know Buffet At Water Park Was Closed
Since March Splash & Stuff, a waterpark famous for its buffet, has been closed to the public. But on Thursday, a clearly intoxicated Pelosi called the owner and demanded the park be opened for her 4 pm dinner. “The waterslides were bone dry and we’ve not restocked the buffet for months. But she just kept…