WASHINGTON, DC — Whenever Republicans need a little bump in the polls, they place a microphone near the mouth of Ilhan Omar.  Soon, the congresswoman will say something so controversial that the nation panics and throws more support behind the GOP. This time, it was Kevin McCarthy who whispered, “Hey, ya goofy girl, take your…

We enjoyed compiling the 10 most progressive Christmas cards. But like the vaccine, we cannot fully enjoy them unless you do too. So here we go: __________________________________ #10: Many people use December 25th as a holiday all its own. But Danielle Collins of Nashville is using the date to warn us that the dreaded insurrection…

WASHINGTON, DC – Two-time election winner Donald Trump was indicted by a federal grand jury Wednesday for deliberately averting the Department of Justice’s task of framing him. The dramatic move came after Trump was given thousands of opportunities to commit actual crimes but refused.  “Crime or no crime, we simply want him in jail. Is…

WASHINGTON, DC — During Saturday’s Instagram live session, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wondered aloud if imprisoned WNBA player Brittney Griner was being detained in an imaginary jail cell and handcuffs. “Do you guys remember when I was wrestled to the ground by the police, and I was screaming, ‘I can’t breathe’ and ‘don’t touch my booty’ like…

ANAHEIM, CA, –Since Disneyland reopened, the theme park staff has noticed a bewildering pattern of liberal democrats lining up for defective rides. “Ok, folks, this is the fourth time we’ve been over this,” a Disneyland employee yelled to the flock.  “You can clearly see the Matterhorn doesn’t work, right?  Aren’t you all curious why nothing…