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Category: Faith
Church Installs Monitor Showing Dramatic Chipmunk GIF When Pastor Runs Late

Church Installs Monitor Showing Dramatic Chipmunk GIF When Pastor Runs Late

Hillsong Valley Church members have forced the elders to install a monitor that will begin showing a loop of the Dramatic Chipmunk GIF when Pastor Stephens’ sermons run late. Last Sunday was the first time the footage was put into action. Reports are that when 11:30am struck and the chipmunk began playing, pastor was visibly…

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Local Parents Still Don’t Know 38-Year-Old Son Has Seen Tons Of Simpson’s Episodes

Local Parents Still Don’t Know 38-Year-Old Son Has Seen Tons Of Simpson’s Episodes

In the 1990’s Cathy and Herb Roberts had one rule for their son Chris. No Simpsons.  “That show glorified being flat-out disrespectful to parents!” Cathy said.  “Just trash!” added Herb. It’s an all too common story for Christian kids growing up in the 90’s.  Chris Roberts remembers those Sunday nights trying to watch even a…

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Exclusive: Chubby Bunny Still Being Played In Underground Youth Groups

Exclusive: Chubby Bunny Still Being Played In Underground Youth Groups

In recent years, the once popular “chubby bunny” challenge was a staple of American youth groups.  The idea of the game is to have a participant stuff as many marshmallows in their mouth as possible.  Once your mouth becomes stuffed, the challenge becomes saying the words “chubby bunny”.  However, once the game became controversial, most…

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