Jim Acosta’s new children’s book, Trump’s an [EXPLICIT] and a Total [EXPLICIT] Idiot and a Total [EXPLICIT] [EXPLICIT] Who Needs to be Stopped, is set to hit bookstores next week. “I just knew I needed to share my creativity with our nation’s children,” Acosta said in a press release. “The book was supposed to center…
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Waze Releases “Easter Egg Hunt” Edition To Get Quickest Route To Eggs
Children everywhere hope to trim valuable time off their Sunday Easter egg hunt by downloading the new egg-locating GPS edition offered by Waze. “Our innovative egg-finding technology will be a total game-changer,” the popular GPS service told The Glorious American. “This family tradition normally takes 10 to 15 minutes. We think this app can get…
Topps Trading Cards Ditches Athletes, Shifts to Democrats
Topps Trading Card Company will no longer feature pro-athletes and will now exclusively feature Democrats. “It’s simple. Kids just have new heroes in their lives,” Topps COO Cesar Maciel told The Glorious American. “Yesterday’s Mickey Mantle is today’s Corey Booker. And I think that this change will be huge for us. Just the other day…
Report: Fixer Upper Actually Canceled After Chip And Joanna Gaines Attacked Unimpressed Couple.
It was nearly one year ago that the HGTV hit show Fixer Upper ended its 5-year run. When Chip and Joanna Gaines said they wanted to catch their breath and end the show, millions of fans believed they watched their favorite home renovators gracefully exit the stage. But a recent report details that Chip and…
Local Parents Still Don’t Know 38-Year-Old Son Has Seen Tons Of Simpson’s Episodes
In the 1990’s Cathy and Herb Roberts had one rule for their son Chris. No Simpsons. “That show glorified being flat-out disrespectful to parents!” Cathy said. “Just trash!” added Herb. It’s an all too common story for Christian kids growing up in the 90’s. Chris Roberts remembers those Sunday nights trying to watch even a…