Seconds after Fox News projected Republican, Glenn Youngkin to be the next governor of Virginia, Chris Wallace made a profanity-laced scene and quit. “Oh, for f– sake! I quit!” Wallace screamed after the announcement. “There are still dozens of suitcases under folding tables probably. This is an outrage!” When Wallace began weeping and tearing his clothes, Fox…
Category: 2020 Election
McAuliffe’s Closing Argument: ‘How Can You Say No To A Face Like This?’
Glenn Youngkin is in big trouble. With only hours left to vote, the McAuliffe campaign has zeroed in on a winning message by blowing up a picture of their candidate’s face. Accompanying the massive image is the pressing question, “How can you say no to a face like this?” “This picture of Terry’s face shows Virginians…
Virginia Car Accident Leaves Three Injured, Two Democrat Voters
Early this morning, a multi-car accident happened in Loudoun County, VA. The wreckage left three injured and two Democrat voters the coroner informed at the scene of the crash. Eyewitnesses said the Virginia Democrat officials arrived in their blue minivan and poured onto the scene with their clipboards and little “I Voted” stickers. “It was…
Outrageous: Georgia's New Voting Bill To Limit Hidden Suitcases Under Tables
Georgia may have gone too far. In a move clearly inspired by Jim Crow and Mr. Potato Head, the state has voted to limit suitcases hidden under tables. “I believe elections should be clean and free of fraud when it’s my [explicit] on the ballot,” Georgia Governor Brian Kemp said. Stacey Abrams is furious with…
China And Iran Strike Historic Agreement On Who Gets To Blackmail Joe Biden First
Dictators in China and Iran have reached a historic agreement regarding which country will be allowed to blackmail Joe Biden first. Like all of Biden’s illegal dealings, details of the negotiations were leaked. “Ok, everyone relax! We’ll all have plenty of time to blackmail Joe and weaken America.” George Stephanopoulos yelled on a Zoom call…