Joe Biden Accidentally Wastes Beautifully Articulate Speech On House Cat

Joe Biden Accidentally Wastes Beautifully Articulate Speech On House Cat

Because Joe Biden continues to struggle forming a complete sentence, Wednesday morning was a breath of fresh air as he gave the most beautifully articulate speech of his life.  Unfortunately, his only audience was Boots, the Biden house cat. Biden was instructed to walk into his library and deliver his address into the camera’s red…

Another Gaffe?  Biden Addresses National Crisis While Eating A Bat Sandwich

Another Gaffe? Biden Addresses National Crisis While Eating A Bat Sandwich

While speaking at a picnic in Ohio concerning our nation’s health crisis, Joe Biden appeared to pull out a large ‘bat sandwich’ from his basket.  As the crowd shrieked in horror, the former VP sniffed the sandwich and smacked his lips in anticipation. “Oh, for crying out loud.  It’s nothing you haven’t seen before!” he…

Joe Biden Lands Endorsement Deal With Little-Known 4-Minute Energy

Joe Biden Lands Endorsement Deal With Little-Known 4-Minute Energy

In a play to prove he’s anything but “Sleepy Joe”, Joe Biden has signed an endorsement deal with 4-Minute Energy.  Not only will the former VP have an extra $2,000 in his pocket, but he is also planning on bringing a 50-pack onto the debate stage when he faces Donald Trump.  “Now, here’s the deal. …

Biden Stops By Factory To Give T-Shirts To Valuable Blue-Collar Voters

Biden Stops By Factory To Give T-Shirts To Valuable Blue-Collar Voters

This week, Joe Biden made a delightful visit with some Detroit autoworkers. “Go ahead—ask me anything!” Biden said with a grin. “Why do you oppose the second amendment?” a worker asked. “YOU RAT BASTARD!” Joe yelled as he leaped forward to strangle the man. After staffers pulled Biden off the man, he attempted to continue…

Biden Insists On Singing National Anthem For Crowd, Accidentally Sings Baby Shark

Biden Insists On Singing National Anthem For Crowd, Accidentally Sings Baby Shark

Despite his aids begging for him not to, Joe Biden insisted on serenading his Detroit audience with the National Anthem. However, his staff’s worst fears were realized when he promptly began singing ‘Baby Shark’. “We knew whatever came out of his mouth wouldn’t come close to the National Anthem,” said campaign manager, Greg Schultz. “But…