Because Joe Biden continues to struggle forming a complete sentence, Wednesday morning was a breath of fresh air as he gave the most beautifully articulate speech of his life. Unfortunately, his only audience was Boots, the Biden house cat. Biden was instructed to walk into his library and deliver his address into the camera’s red…
While speaking at a picnic in Ohio concerning our nation’s health crisis, Joe Biden appeared to pull out a large ‘bat sandwich’ from his basket. As the crowd shrieked in horror, the former VP sniffed the sandwich and smacked his lips in anticipation. “Oh, for crying out loud. It’s nothing you haven’t seen before!” he…
This week, Joe Biden made a delightful visit with some Detroit autoworkers. “Go ahead—ask me anything!” Biden said with a grin. “Why do you oppose the second amendment?” a worker asked. “YOU RAT BASTARD!” Joe yelled as he leaped forward to strangle the man. After staffers pulled Biden off the man, he attempted to continue…
Despite his aids begging for him not to, Joe Biden insisted on serenading his Detroit audience with the National Anthem. However, his staff’s worst fears were realized when he promptly began singing ‘Baby Shark’. “We knew whatever came out of his mouth wouldn’t come close to the National Anthem,” said campaign manager, Greg Schultz. “But…
