At least give the mainstream media credit for being a patient bunch. During Tuesday’s rare public sighting of Joe Biden, reporters patiently waited as members of his campaign dutifully typed his answers onto the teleprompter. During the long pauses as the staffers loaded up the machine, media members tweeted about how sharp and brilliant Biden…
Category: 2020 Election
National Polls Show Americans Loved Footage Of Biden Cheerleading For Mob
In a rare public appearance, Joe Biden was seen wearing a cheerleader’s outfit and openly cheering on a violent mob on Tuesday. Naturally, the national polls are showing that average Americans ‘loved seeing that’ from Biden and the former VP’s lead over Trump widened to 42 points. “I’m not surprised,” said a national pollster. “History…
Zillow Adds Warning To Homes In Democrat-Run Cities
Prospective homebuyers will finally get the most critical piece of information when browsing on Zillow, the popular online real estate app. This week the company announced that all property being sold in a Democrat-run city would feature a warning icon that informs shoppers that the structure will only last until the next time Democrats need…
Biden Comforts His Base With A Promise Of ‘A Chicken In Every Pot And A Noose In Every Garage’
Democrats everywhere were devastated to learn yet another hate crime turned out to be a hoax. Joe Biden, known for his deep political savvy, detected his base was feeling depressed that the supply for racist acts were not meeting Democrats’ demands. “I understand your pain. I’d like just one sensational racist thing to be true…
Pelosi: Seattle Area Taken By Antifa Should Be Given 11 Electoral College Votes
On Thursday Nancy Pelosi argued the area dubbed “Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone” should be given eleven Electoral College votes. The region, nicknamed ‘CHAZ’, was aggressively taken over by thirty-year-olds who hate their fathers and smell of wet socks. “Even though they’re a sovereign nation, their values still represent that of everyday Americans. Especially the raping…
