Dictators in China and Iran have reached a historic agreement regarding which country will be allowed to blackmail Joe Biden first. Like all of Biden’s illegal dealings, details of the negotiations were leaked. “Ok, everyone relax! We’ll all have plenty of time to blackmail Joe and weaken America.” George Stephanopoulos yelled on a Zoom call…
Category: 2020 Election
Cinemax Only Network To Air ‘How I Launched My Political Career: The Kamala Harris Story’
Due to the graphic nature of how Kamala Harris climbed the ranks of the political world, every news network was forced to pass on airing her documentary. NBC was all set to air the filth-filled program until the FCC determined that showing an 86-year-old, Willie Brown degrade himself on camera would be too much for…
Lin Wood Pretty Sure This Cat Is In On The Whole Thing Too
Lin Wood is pretty sure he just discovered the true mastermind behind the deep fraud of the 2020 election. In a bombshell statement the attorney wrote the following: “We now know who was directing John Robert’s treasonous actions. It was Stella, my wife’s cat. This whole time he has been applying pressure on Mike Pence…
Radical Maniacs Enter Capitol Building, Followed By Protestors
The day after Beto O’Rourke’s nephew, Jon Ossoff, and Louis Farrakhan’s Make-A-Wish recipient, Raphael Warnock became US Senators, all hell broke loose in Washington. “Everyone thinks that because two radical maniacs will be allowed in The Capitol building, anyone can come in here now!” a police officer yelled, trying to hold protestors back. “We’ve never…
Democrats: No Money Left For Americans After Payments To Dominion, ‘Big Guy’
After taking an exhaustive look at the stimulus bill, the Democrats announced that there’s simply no more money for Americans after payments to Dominion Voting Systems and someone named ‘the big guy’. “We took a fine-toothed comb through that bill. I mean, that thing is slashed to the bone,” Pelosi said on Wednesday. “We looked…
