Media Patiently Waits For Joe Biden’s Staff To Load Each Answer Onto Teleprompter During Q&A

Media Patiently Waits For Joe Biden’s Staff To Load Each Answer Onto Teleprompter During Q&A

At least give the mainstream media credit for being a patient bunch.  During Tuesday’s rare public sighting of Joe Biden, reporters patiently waited as members of his campaign dutifully typed his answers onto the teleprompter.  During the long pauses as the staffers loaded up the machine, media members tweeted about how sharp and brilliant Biden…

National Polls Show Americans Loved Footage Of Biden Cheerleading For Mob

National Polls Show Americans Loved Footage Of Biden Cheerleading For Mob

In a rare public appearance, Joe Biden was seen wearing a cheerleader’s outfit and openly cheering on a violent mob on Tuesday.   Naturally, the national polls are showing that average Americans ‘loved seeing that’ from Biden and the former VP’s lead over Trump widened to 42 points. “I’m not surprised,” said a national pollster.  “History…

Biden Comforts His Base With A Promise Of ‘A Chicken In Every Pot And A Noose In Every Garage’

Biden Comforts His Base With A Promise Of ‘A Chicken In Every Pot And A Noose In Every Garage’

Democrats everywhere were devastated to learn yet another hate crime turned out to be a hoax.  Joe Biden, known for his deep political savvy, detected his base was feeling depressed that the supply for racist acts were not meeting Democrats’ demands. “I understand your pain.  I’d like just one sensational racist thing to be true…

Pelosi: Seattle Area Taken By Antifa Should Be Given 11 Electoral College Votes

Pelosi: Seattle Area Taken By Antifa Should Be Given 11 Electoral College Votes

On Thursday Nancy Pelosi argued the area dubbed “Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone” should be given eleven Electoral College votes.  The region, nicknamed ‘CHAZ’, was aggressively taken over by thirty-year-olds who hate their fathers and smell of wet socks.  “Even though they’re a sovereign nation, their values still represent that of everyday Americans.   Especially the raping…