Desperate to stay off the Fed’s radar, the mob has scrapped their AstroTurf installation front and simply renamed their hideout ‘Hunter’s Laptop.’ The storefront is located in Newark’s Westgate Shopping Center and the FBI refuses to come within fifty miles of the new shop. To show how safe the new business name keeps them; Mickey…
Category: 2020 Election
Outrageous: Georgia's New Voting Bill To Limit Hidden Suitcases Under Tables
Georgia may have gone too far. In a move clearly inspired by Jim Crow and Mr. Potato Head, the state has voted to limit suitcases hidden under tables. “I believe elections should be clean and free of fraud when it’s my [explicit] on the ballot,” Georgia Governor Brian Kemp said. Stacey Abrams is furious with…
China And Iran Strike Historic Agreement On Who Gets To Blackmail Joe Biden First
Dictators in China and Iran have reached a historic agreement regarding which country will be allowed to blackmail Joe Biden first. Like all of Biden’s illegal dealings, details of the negotiations were leaked. “Ok, everyone relax! We’ll all have plenty of time to blackmail Joe and weaken America.” George Stephanopoulos yelled on a Zoom call…
Cinemax Only Network To Air ‘How I Launched My Political Career: The Kamala Harris Story’
Due to the graphic nature of how Kamala Harris climbed the ranks of the political world, every news network was forced to pass on airing her documentary. NBC was all set to air the filth-filled program until the FCC determined that showing an 86-year-old, Willie Brown degrade himself on camera would be too much for…
Lin Wood Pretty Sure This Cat Is In On The Whole Thing Too
Lin Wood is pretty sure he just discovered the true mastermind behind the deep fraud of the 2020 election. In a bombshell statement the attorney wrote the following: “We now know who was directing John Robert’s treasonous actions. It was Stella, my wife’s cat. This whole time he has been applying pressure on Mike Pence…