Biden In 2020: ‘I Told Twitter They Had Six Minutes To Take Down The Story And Son Of A B----’

Biden In 2020: ‘I Told Twitter They Had Six Minutes To Take Down The Story And Son Of A B----’

WASHINGTON, DC — Reminiscing with top donors yesterday, Joe Biden bragged about giving Twitter ‘six minutes’ to scrub their platforms on a story that proved he gave special access to Ukraine in exchange for Hunter’s monthly hooker and crack cocaine allowance. Twitter’s Jack Dorsey replied, “So you’re asking us to deliberately censor content from the…

New Voting Machines Provide Small Flesh Wound When Selecting ‘Democrat’ So You Know What Getting Shot Feels Like

New Voting Machines Provide Small Flesh Wound When Selecting ‘Democrat’ So You Know What Getting Shot Feels Like

MARICOPA COUNTY, AZ — Some exciting new ballot-receiving machines are set to hit your local voting station for the midterm elections. The newest feature is a small, but helpful flesh wound for any voter who selects a democrat. “We felt obligated to remind voters what it means to vote for democrats,” said the inventor of the…