A business card used by Hunter Biden has been discovered and it is sure to cause his father’s campaign trouble.
In an awkward scene, the card was actually given to members of the press by Hunter Biden himself.
“You know what?” Hunter began in a confident tone. “These allegations that I used my father’s power for profit are a total conspiracy theory! So, here. Because I have absolutely NOTHING to hide, call me anytime,” Hunter said handing out his card.
As members of the press stared at the cards in disbelief, Hunter tried to ease their concern by telling them he was baking a cake earlier and that the white stuff was just flour.
“No, Hunter! What the heck is this?!” someone yelled.
Apparently, the business card showcased Hunter’s company “Daddy Inc.” which provided clear how-to instructions on exploiting his father’s power.
A panicked Hunter screamed a string of obscenities and quickly gathered up the business cards.
The press initially balked at Hunter’s demands to not report on these cards. However, the media quickly remembered their journalistic oath to help Democrats at any cost.