WASHINGTON, DC — In a naked attempt to boost the ratings for his next press conference, Joe Biden’s handlers have teased Americans with the promise of hearing the rest of all of his sentences at a later date.
“When the President said, ‘In Biden’s America, cocker spaniels will now be 100% in charge of…,’ what was the rest of that? In charge of what?” Fox’s Peter Doocy asked the White House.
“Looks like you’ll have just to tune in next week, won’t you?” replied Karine Jean-Pierre. “But I will say, let’s pray the Navy likes rope chew toys.”
In the few sentences Biden did finish, he found himself in hot water. For example, when asked about the filibuster, Joe replied with “Filibuster? I hardly know her.” And when asked about Tara Reade’s Sexual Assault Allegation against him, he said, “Tara Reade? Oh yeah, I [explicit] [explicit] [explicit] [explicit] her.”
Thanks to the hundreds of rehearsals and $12.8 million of CGI work, the premiere episode of Joe Biden‘s Press Conference was a hit, and CNN immediately renewed it for a second season.
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