Set Your DVR: Joe Biden To Finish All The Sentences He Began In Next Press Conference

Set Your DVR: Joe Biden To Finish All The Sentences He Began In Next Press Conference

In a naked attempt to boost the ratings for his next press conference, Joe Biden’s handlers have teased Americans with the promise of hearing the rest of all of his sentences.

“When the President said, ‘In Biden’s America, cocker spaniels will now be 100% in charge of…,’ what was the rest of that? In charge of what?” Fox’s Peter Ducey asked the White House.

“Looks like you’ll have to just tune in next year, won’t you?” replied Jen Psaki. “But I will say, let’s pray the Navy likes rope chew toys.”

In the few sentences Biden did finish, he found himself in hot water. For example, when asked about the filibuster, Joe replied with “Filibuster? I hardly know her.” And when asked about Tara Reade’s Sexual Assault Allegation against him he said, “Tara Reade? Oh yeah, I [explicit] [explicit] [explicit] [explicit] her.”

Thanks to the hundreds of rehearsals and $12.8 million of CGI work, the premiere episode of Joe Biden‘s Press Conference was a hit and CNN immediately renewed it for a second season.