POLAND –Unfortunately for Democrats, the nickname ‘Sloppy Joe’ is catching on as many suspect the president had another accident in his pants. This time in a while in Ukraine, handing blank checks to Zelenskyy.
“Ya know what?” Joe yelled to his handlers while wrapping a sweatshirt around his waist. “Why don’t you go on ahead without me? I wanna uhhh. Get to know this wall a little better.”
When he was given some curious looks, he did what Bidens are famous for. Quick thinking on their feet.
“Yeah, because this building is like an old church, I want to get to know this wall a bit better in the biblical sense. This is the wailing wall, right?”
His timing couldn’t have been worse as people began to wail as they passed him.
“Sweet heavens! There’s a demon in here!” Someone yelled, pointing in Joe’s general area. “It’s wafting about right over there!”
With a loud ‘C’mon, man!’ Biden confessed, “So I pooped my pants again! Millard Fillmore pooped his pants all the time! Why do you think people called him Fillmore?”
Then the fictional president asked if the Pope was around so he could ‘borrow his hat,’ which sent audible gasps throughout the crowd.
“C’mon, don’t be such a prude,” he said, waving for the Pope to come over. “Hey, does his cap come to a point like my special hats do?”
Update: To make the president feel more at home, all of his future speaking engagements will take place on the streets of San Francisco.
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