Florida, Gov. Ron DeSantis does not agree with Joe Biden’s mandate which demands all businesses with more than 100 employees drain the blood of their staff and refill their bodies with pure Pfizer vaccine. But DeSantis may have a work-around up his sleeve.
“Obviously, it’s Florida policy to never listen to the criminally insane, but if you’re worried about the executive order, I’ve got great news,” DeSantis told Florida businessmen Monday. “This morning I am directing all businesses to gather up their Biden voters and fire them. Get under Joe’s 100-employee threshold in style. If possible, I would encourage you to kick them out of your building like in the cartoons. Where they fly out and you only see your boot from the doorway.”
Before DeSantis’ announcement, the triple-vaxxed, triple masked Biden voters were riding high. “I think it’s a fantastic ruling!” screeched a Biden voter making a TikTok video in her car. “Thems the rules, idiots! You have to do what people in government say–no matter what!”
DeSantis just happened to be passing this outspoken Biden voter and tapped on her windshield. “You’re fired. Go back to your mom’s house,” he mouthed while pointing to leave the parking lot.
Update: Burger King, based in Florida, has reduced its employee headcount from 35,000 to 99. Customers have reported the restaurant’s quality of service seems the same.
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