New Voting Machines Provide Small Flesh Wound When Selecting ‘Democrat’ So You Know What Getting Shot Feels Like

New Voting Machines Provide Small Flesh Wound When Selecting ‘Democrat’ So You Know What Getting Shot Feels Like

MARICOPA COUNTY, AZ — Exciting new ballot-receiving machines are set to hit your local voting station for the upcoming election. The newest feature is a small but helpful flesh wound for any voter who selects a Democrat. “We felt obligated to remind voters what it means to vote for Democrats,” said the inventor of the…