LeBron’s New Boss?  Kyle Rittenhouse Vows To Buy Lakers With Defamation Winnings

LeBron’s New Boss? Kyle Rittenhouse Vows To Buy Lakers With Defamation Winnings

LOS ANGELES, CA–After the first few checks clear from his defamation winnings, sharp-shooter and all-around man’s man, Kyle Rittenhouse, has vowed to purchase the Los Angeles Lakers. This is terrible news for LeBron James.  Especially after the details found in the young billionaire’s press release. “Like the streets of Kenosha, I will purge all the…