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Day: January 9, 2022
Extremely Rare All-White Humpback Spotted, Immediately Shot By BLM

Extremely Rare All-White Humpback Spotted, Immediately Shot By BLM

Just one in one million humpback whales are completely white, and marine scientists were thrilled to spot one in the East Bay near Oakland on Wednesday.  Naturally, a member of the Oakland BLM chapter shot the whale directly in the blowhole the moment it breached the surface.  Many believed the researchers provoked the shooting after…

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Democrats Thrilled To Learn Hillary’s Clothes Can Fit Way More Slogans

Democrats Thrilled To Learn Hillary’s Clothes Can Fit Way More Slogans

Since so many people stopped listening to AOC’s voice, she shrewdly decided to print Democrat talking points on her hiney.  It worked so well, the Democrat National Committee embraced the innovative tactic and looked for more people to wear their slogans. And, boy, did they hit the jackpot.  In less than a day, Hillary “The…

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