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Day: December 25, 2021
Airlines: 40% Of Staff Spontaneously Developed Fear Of Heights

Airlines: 40% Of Staff Spontaneously Developed Fear Of Heights

What rotten luck! In a joint statement from the top airline CEOs, it was revealed that roughly 40% of their industry’s workforce has developed a fear of flying. “It’s called Acute Spontaneous Elevatie-a-Fraidy phobia, and we’re checking to see if it’s covered by Obamacare,” Southwest CEO, Gary Kelly said. “We don’t know if it’s an epidemic…

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