What rotten luck! In a joint statement from the top airline CEOs, it was revealed that roughly 40% of their industry’s workforce has developed a fear of flying. “It’s called Acute Spontaneous Elevatie-a-Fraidy phobia, and we’re checking to see if it’s covered by Obamacare,” Southwest CEO, Gary Kelly said. “We don’t know if it’s an epidemic…
Day: December 25, 2021
Experts Now Believe Grinch’s Heart Growing Three Sizes That Day Was Due To Vaccine
Medical experts now have strong cause to believe that the Grinch suffered from a massive case of myocarditis following his first Johnson & Johnson shot. Before the discovery, it was widely assumed that the Grinch’s heart rapidly grew three sizes because of his newfound understanding of the meaning of Christmas. “Unfortunately, we see no evidence…