Seattle Man Found With 8 lbs. Of Heroin In Plastic Bag, Arrested For Possession Of Plastic Bag

Seattle Man Found With 8 lbs. Of Heroin In Plastic Bag, Arrested For Possession Of Plastic Bag

On Tuesday, Seattle man Zach McGuire was arrested for possession of a plastic bag. McGuire was brazenly using the bag in broad daylight to carry his roughly eight pounds of heroin. Because Seattleites know plastic bags pose the largest threat to their beautiful city, concerned citizens, including several drug dealers, called the police immediately. “What…

Biden: ‘There Won’t Be Any Tyranny If You Just Do What I Want’

Biden: ‘There Won’t Be Any Tyranny If You Just Do What I Want’

Americans who’ve noticed the deep and suffocating tyranny brought on by the Biden administration got some good news on Tuesday. “A lot of people are saying they don’t like living with the tyrannical boot of fascism on their neck. So today, I offer a poll-tested message of hope,” Joe Biden slowly read from the teleprompter. “Starting tomorrow, I can…