Taco Bell Grants Full Approval Of Safety To Taco Bell’s BeanBlaster Supremes™ So Now You Have To Eat One

Taco Bell Grants Full Approval Of Safety To Taco Bell’s BeanBlaster Supremes™ So Now You Have To Eat One

After a 2.3 billion dollar ad campaign and demanding millions of Americans shove one down their gullet, Taco Bell is thrilled to announce that their BeanBlaster Supreme™ is approved for human consumption. “Assuming you’ve checked with your doctor, individuals ranging from four through thirty-five years of age can now safely put our delicious BeanBlaster Supremes™…