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Day: January 1, 2021
AOC Declares All Carpet Racist After Tripping Incident

AOC Declares All Carpet Racist After Tripping Incident

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been on a media blitz ever since some racist carpet viciously attacked her in her D.C. home.   “I was just walking in my apartment and then suddenly, my upper half began hurtling towards the ground,” AOC told Chuck Todd. “I thought, ‘I’m 100% sure this is global warming, probably’.  But then WHAM!…

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Roots of Toxic Masculinity Traced Back To Hungry, Hungry Hippos

Roots of Toxic Masculinity Traced Back To Hungry, Hungry Hippos

A new study has revealed the epidemic of toxic masculinity sweeping the nation began with none other than the 1978 hit game Hungry, Hungry Hippos. Created by Milton Bradley, this game pits friends and family against each other in a brutal, winner-take-all battle. Each player must fill their spring loaded hippopotamus with pure rage and…

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