Stimulus Reluctantly Passed Without Fully Funding Liposuction For Overweight Raccoons

Stimulus Reluctantly Passed Without Fully Funding Liposuction For Overweight Raccoons

After months of partisan bickering, a stimulus bill is done.  “But without the 12.2 billion needed for raccoons struggling with their weight,” a fuming Nancy Pelosi muttered. “As important as it is to put food on the tables for American citizens, it’s equally important to remove some food from our nation’s raccoons,” Pelosi explained.  “Republicans…