A new report is showing that dog-faced pony soldiers are extremely motivated to vote against Joe Biden after he famously slandered their once pristine reputation during a town hall Q&A. “We laid low for so many years not bothering anyone. And now, thanks to Biden, we’re a synonym for liars!” growled decorated dog-faced pony, Lieutenant…
Day: November 3, 2020
Florida Car Accident Leaves Three Injured, Two Democrat Voters
Early this morning, a multi-car accident happened in Broward County, Florida. The wreckage left three injured and two Democrat voters the coroner informed at the scene of the crash. Eyewitnesses said the Florida Democrat officials arrived in their blue minivan and poured onto the scene with their clipboards and little “I Voted” stickers. “It was…
