Democrats Propose Vote-By-Raccoon

Democrats Propose Vote-By-Raccoon

Republicans may have hatched another wild conspiracy theory.  This time, they’re claiming that the Democrats’ new preferred method of voting, vote-by-raccoon, is unreliable.  “The idea that America’s wonderful raccoon population cannot be trusted to deliver the will of the people is preposterous,” Pelosi said.  “They will warm our hearts as they scamper door to door…