Michael Moore In Critical Condition After Forgetting To Remove Easter Candy Wrappers Again

Michael Moore In Critical Condition After Forgetting To Remove Easter Candy Wrappers Again

The Glorious American is deeply saddened to report that, for the eighth year in a row, Michael Moore has been hospitalized after forgetting to remove the candy wrappers before consumption. “Every Easter we have to pump his stomach,” said an exasperated surgeon. “At this hospital, he’s known as ‘the pelican’ because he’ll eat anything: Coke cans,…