Media Experts: ‘Humiliating Trump With The Perfect Insult Will Probably Cure Coronavirus’

Media Experts: ‘Humiliating Trump With The Perfect Insult Will Probably Cure Coronavirus’

Media Experts are finally saying what we all know.  Should a member of the media lob the perfect insult at the president, we will all be saved.  It’s why they’ve been attempting this feat for nearly four years.  If you’re like most, you may find this a bit curious.  How could the media spend four…

Pelosi Reluctantly Passes Stimulus Bill Without Fully Funding Liposuction For Overweight Raccoons

Pelosi Reluctantly Passes Stimulus Bill Without Fully Funding Liposuction For Overweight Raccoons

After days of partisan bickering, a stimulus bill is done.  “But without the 12.2 billion needed for raccoons struggling with their weight,” a fuming Nancy Pelosi muttered. “As important as it is to put food on the tables for American citizens, it’s equally important to remove some food from our nation’s raccoons,” Pelosi explained.  “Republicans…