Seconds after Fox News projected Republican, Glenn Youngkin to be the next governor of Virginia, Chris Wallace made a profanity-laced scene and quit.
“Oh, for f– sake! I quit!” Wallace screamed after the announcement. “There are still dozens of suitcases under folding tables probably. This is an outrage!”
When Wallace began weeping and tearing his clothes, Fox quickly cut to the concession speech being given by loser, Terry McAuliffe.
“I don’t think voters should be telling states who should be governor,” McAuliffe sternly said looking into the camera. “What more could I have done? I brought in America’s favorites, Tim Kaine and Kamala Harris to campaign for me. Then Obama told you all to relax about rape. And I still lose? I mean, what the hell?”
When the network went back to the studio, a mostly peaceful, but partially naked Wallace was attempting to strangle all Fox News personnel with a microphone cord.
“We should have called Virginia when only 9% of the vote was counted. Ya know, Arizona-style!” he yelled. “It’s easy being an impartial newsman—but not when my team loses!”
Update: Jen Psaki is currently trying to get COVID for a third time so she doesn’t have to answer for what happened on Tuesday night.
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