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Biden Stops By Factory To Give T-Shirts To Valuable Blue-Collar Voters

Biden Stops By Factory To Give T-Shirts To Valuable Blue-Collar Voters

This week, Joe Biden made a delightful visit with some Detroit autoworkers.

“Go ahead—ask me anything!” Biden said with a grin.

“Why do you oppose the second amendment?” a worker asked.

“YOU RAT BASTARD!” Joe yelled as he leaped forward to strangle the man.

After staffers pulled Biden off the man, he attempted to continue the dialogue.

“Listen fat,” Joe Began. “It’s true you won’t be able to keep your APR-14s, but we would consider allowing some raccoon hunting—perhaps by throwing rocks.”

“Are you kidding me?!” another angry worker yelled. “Rock throwing? You’re totally extreme!”

“THAT’S IT!” Biden screamed. “I DON’T ANSWER TO VOTERS! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR SKULL YA DOG FACED PONY SOLDIER!”

At this time, campaign officials believed it was best to pass out the free t-shirts and give Joe his medication.

“Here you go, ya son of a [explicit],” said Biden while handing a shirt to a toddler.

Unfortunately, the t-shirts being given to non-coastal elites read: “Joe F*** Yourself” and many of the recipients found it offensive.

As video of Biden’s rage-filled assault and battery surfaced, CNN’s Don Lemon explained that “This is the type of classy decorum Americans are craving in these dark times.”