With Bernie Sanders still irritated by his debate performance, he was in no mood for a major corporation to harass him as he returned to his Vermont home.
“Excuse me, Mr. Sanders?” an assistant said to the Senator. “I think you should really take a look at this. This says ‘final notice’.”
Bernie grabbed the paper and upon seeing it was from Visa, threw his arms in the air. “OH! Here we go again!” he yelled. He demanded his assistant dig through the trash scattered around the floor to look for his pen.
“This notice is from Sean Hannity—I just know it is,” Bernie said as he began feverishly writing on the paper.
“I don’t know, Mr. Sanders,” his assistant replied. “This clearly looks like an official past due statement from Visa.”
The Vermont Senator wrote “THIS IS A RIGHT WING TALKING POINT!” on the notice and mailed it to Sean Hannity. “And while I’m at it, I’m going to mail Jake Tappa a piece of my mind too,” Bernie muttered.