On Tuesday Bernie Sanders checked his credit score and was outraged to learn it was: Potato.
“Potato?!” the senator yelled. “I knew it!”
A representative at FICO told The Glorious American they were unsure how a potato became an option for Sanders, but when they entered in his info, the score came back “potato” every time.
“A credit score is just a piece of information that tells lenders the likelihood they get paid back,” the FICO rep told us. “And with Bernie, the data shows the chances he would pay back a loan.. well.. potato, I guess”.
Economists everywhere are studying the results of Bernie’s credit score, as they’ve never before seen the needle break off the chart into produce.