Female Man-Woman Gives Birth to Partner’s Bi-Gender Trans-Woman’s Sperm Donor’s Mailman’s Child

Female Man-Woman Gives Birth to Partner’s Bi-Gender Trans-Woman’s Sperm Donor’s Mailman’s Child

In a touching story out of the UK, a female man-woman gave birth to its partner’s bi-gender trans-woman’s sperm donor’s mailman’s child. This birth is being called a scientific breakthrough because it sounds like roughly a dozen people were involved in the conception of the child. Friends and family rushed to the Hallmark store and…

Democrats Now Demand Trump Label His Impeachment a 2020 Campaign Expense

Democrats Now Demand Trump Label His Impeachment a 2020 Campaign Expense

So far House Democrats have spent over $3 million of taxpayers’ money on the impeachment of Donald Trump. But all that money got them was a sizable lead for the President against all his Democratic challengers. Because of this, Nancy Pelosi is angry and demanding Trump and his reelection campaign list that $3 million as…

Hearing That Top Donors Are Found in Caves, Bernie Sanders Now Greatly Disturbing the Bear Habitat

Hearing That Top Donors Are Found in Caves, Bernie Sanders Now Greatly Disturbing the Bear Habitat

“Would you please come and get this crazy Socialist out of here!” That was the message issued to the DNC from Wyoming’s Department of Fish and Game. After hearing from Mayor Pete and Elizabeth Warren that caves are crawling with billionaire democrat donors, Bernie Sanders apparently felt the urge to explore this untapped opportunity. However,…

Ben Shapiro Angrily Totals Value of Hanukkah Gifts in Preparation For Elizabeth Warren’s Wealth Tax

Ben Shapiro Angrily Totals Value of Hanukkah Gifts in Preparation For Elizabeth Warren’s Wealth Tax

Ben Shapiro is begrudgingly totaling up the value of his family’s Hanukkah gifts in anticipation of Elizabeth Warren’s wealth tax. Different from an income tax, Warren’s wealth tax plans to bludgeon Americans based on how much all their stuff is worth. “Oh, yeah! A new iPad!” Shapiro’s daughter yelled upon opening the gift. “Don’t forget…

Adam Schiff Pretty Sure Rudolph Guided Sled in Exchange for Acceptance From Peers

Adam Schiff Pretty Sure Rudolph Guided Sled in Exchange for Acceptance From Peers

Most Americans believed they had rid themselves of Adam Schiff and his unfounded accusations. At least for Christmas. Not so fast. Schiff and House Democrats now have reason to believe Santa Claus and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer entered an elaborate scheme to exchange peer acceptance for a well-lit sleigh ride. “This quid pro quo is…