Nation’s Youth Still Upset Tide Pods Were Not Served at Thanksgiving Dinner

Nation’s Youth Still Upset Tide Pods Were Not Served at Thanksgiving Dinner

Several days after the Thanksgiving feast, America’s millennials are still disappointed that Tide Pods were not on the menu. Many Americans were bracing for the uncomfortable political talk that often happens during the Thanksgiving meal, but few predicted the fighting would instead be over whether or not to serve deadly laundry detergent to their loved…

‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ Updated to the More PC ‘Hoe, it’s [Explicit] Freezing, Best Getcha Jacket'

‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ Updated to the More PC ‘Hoe, it’s [Explicit] Freezing, Best Getcha Jacket'

The lyrics of ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ have been updated for a more practical and sensitive America. Soon you’ll be hearing the new version titled ‘Hoe, It’s [Explicit] Freezing, Best Getcha Jacket! Written and performed by the rapper, 2 Chainz, the new version will hit the airwaves this week. Of course, the updated lyrics have…

Hearing Billionaires Can Buy Elections, Michael Bloomberg Seen Looking for Someone to Take Payment

Hearing Billionaires Can Buy Elections, Michael Bloomberg Seen Looking for Someone to Take Payment

Multiple sources are reporting Michael Bloomberg has been wandering a New York shopping mall, holding out his American Express card looking for where he can buy the 2020 presidential election. Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren have been repeatedly warning about how easy it is for billionaires to “buy an election.” And while Bloomberg can appreciate…