Satan Himself Finally Agrees to Move to California After More Accommodations Were Made to His Liking

Satan Himself Finally Agrees to Move to California After More Accommodations Were Made to His Liking

At long last Nancy Pelosi and Gavin Newsom have received word Satan himself will be moving from Hell to the state of California. For years politicians begged the Prince of Darkness to move to California but were repeatedly told Satan could still see a sliver of difference between Hell and The Golden State. But not…

Mitt Romney's Dog Disappointed and Shocked at How Hero Dog Conducts Himself

Mitt Romney's Dog Disappointed and Shocked at How Hero Dog Conducts Himself

The Special Operations K-9 who helped in the killing of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has been nicknamed “Hero Dog” and is being praised by almost everyone. Yet in the wake of Hero Dog’s positive press, Mitt Romney’s outspoken dog, Poof, is not impressed. “Pffff. What’s the big deal?” Poof snarled. “Look, I think it’s good that…

Trump Idea to Find ISIS Headquarters by Searching Middle East for TV Showing CNN Works Like a Charm

Trump Idea to Find ISIS Headquarters by Searching Middle East for TV Showing CNN Works Like a Charm

As half the nation celebrates the successful raid and killing of ISIS leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, high-ranking military officials are telling The Glorious American it was the President himself who helped locate the notorious terrorist. After years of intelligence gathering, U.S. Special Operation Forces had no idea of al-Baghdadi’s whereabouts. But that’s when Trump stepped…

William Barr’s Investigation Turns Criminal, FEMA Asked to Send Truckloads of Fresh Underwear to DC

William Barr’s Investigation Turns Criminal, FEMA Asked to Send Truckloads of Fresh Underwear to DC

Thousands of Washington bureaucrats began uncontrollably pooping their pants moments after the DOJ’s review of the Russia probe turned into a criminal investigation. It is believed that Barr’s DOJ has found evidence linking the “deep state” to criminal acts and members of the swamp may actually be prosecuted. When first called upon, FEMA began filling…

Hunter Biden’s Business Card Could Spell Trouble For Father’s Campaign

Hunter Biden’s Business Card Could Spell Trouble For Father’s Campaign

A business card used by Hunter Biden has been discovered and it is sure to cause his father’s campaign trouble. In an awkward scene, the card was actually given to members of the press by Hunter Biden himself. “You know what?” Hunter began in a confident tone. “These allegations that I used my father’s power…