Trump Idea to Find ISIS Headquarters by Searching Middle East for TV Showing CNN Works Like a Charm

Trump Idea to Find ISIS Headquarters by Searching Middle East for TV Showing CNN Works Like a Charm

As half the nation celebrates the successful raid and killing of ISIS leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, high-ranking military officials are telling The Glorious American it was the President himself who helped locate the notorious terrorist. After years of intelligence gathering, U.S. Special Operation Forces had no idea of al-Baghdadi’s whereabouts. But that’s when Trump stepped…

William Barr Asks For Truckloads Of Fresh Underwear Be Rushed To DC As More FBI Documents Are Found

William Barr Asks For Truckloads Of Fresh Underwear Be Rushed To DC As More FBI Documents Are Found

Thousands of former Obama officials began uncontrollably pooping their pants moments after the DOJ got their hands on more FBI documents. It is believed that Barr’s DOJ has found evidence linking the “deep state” to criminal acts and members of the swamp may actually be prosecuted. When first called upon, FEMA began filling their trucks…