Progressive Parents Threaten to Take 1 Year Off Earth’s 12-Year Habitability if Toys Not Picked Up

Progressive Parents Threaten to Take 1 Year Off Earth’s 12-Year Habitability if Toys Not Picked Up

Progressive parents, Jeremy and Naomi Wright of Fresno, California have had it with their three-year-old, Evelyn. Reports are Evelyn will not clean up her toys no matter what new-aged tactic they try. “We’ve tried sending her negative thoughts, freezing her Rolling Stone subscription—everything!” said an exasperated Naomi.Finally, the Wrights made the shocking threat of removing…

Democrats Announce Impeachment Inquiry After Trump Rudely Shines Light on Joe Biden’s Crimes

Democrats Announce Impeachment Inquiry After Trump Rudely Shines Light on Joe Biden’s Crimes

Donald Trump has finally crossed the line. On Tuesday, Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced that the House would begin a formal impeachment inquiry of the President after he so rudely alerted the nation that Joe Biden committed international crimes on video. “Way outta line!” shrieked Pelosi. “When Vice President Joe Biden bragged about withholding Ukraine’s foreign…