Adam Schiff Effectively Clears President Trump of All Wrongdoing by Saying “He Did Wrongdoing”

Adam Schiff Effectively Clears President Trump of All Wrongdoing by Saying “He Did Wrongdoing”

In the middle of Wednesday’s impeachment chaos, Donald Trump was thrown the ultimate lifeline by an unlikely congressman. Adam Schiff of all people, reassured the nation that President Trump is completely and undoubtedly innocent of all wrongdoing. During an appearance on Anderson Cooper 360⁰, Schiff confidently looked into the camera and proclaimed “Donald Trump did…

Progressive Parents Threaten to Take 1 Year Off Earth’s 12-Year Habitability if Toys Not Picked Up

Progressive Parents Threaten to Take 1 Year Off Earth’s 12-Year Habitability if Toys Not Picked Up

Progressive parents, Jeremy and Naomi Wright of Fresno, California have had it with their three-year-old, Evelyn. Reports are Evelyn will not clean up her toys no matter what new-aged tactic they try. “We’ve tried sending her negative thoughts, freezing her Rolling Stone subscription—everything!” said an exasperated Naomi.Finally, the Wrights made the shocking threat of removing…

Democrats Announce Impeachment Inquiry After Trump Rudely Shines Light on Joe Biden’s Crimes

Democrats Announce Impeachment Inquiry After Trump Rudely Shines Light on Joe Biden’s Crimes

Donald Trump has finally crossed the line. On Tuesday, Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced that the House would begin a formal impeachment inquiry of the President after he so rudely alerted the nation that Joe Biden committed international crimes on video. “Way outta line!” shrieked Pelosi. “When Vice President Joe Biden bragged about withholding Ukraine’s foreign…