Democrats Busy Conducting Focus Groups to Carefully Craft Trump’s Next Outrageous Scandal

Democrats Busy Conducting Focus Groups to Carefully Craft Trump’s Next Outrageous Scandal

As Democrats fear their case for impeaching the President weakens, they are wasting no time formulating Donald’s next major scandal. On the very first day of the Trump Presidency, a focus group of white liberals brilliantly cooked-up the idea that Trump removed an MLK bust from the Oval Office. “Oh my word, that one was…

After 112 Takes and 6 Hours, Nancy Pelosi Finally Says, “No One is Above the Law!” Without Laughing

After 112 Takes and 6 Hours, Nancy Pelosi Finally Says, “No One is Above the Law!” Without Laughing

In what was supposed to be a 9 am press conference, Nancy Pelosi and her media partners were unable to wrap-up the Speaker’s impeachment remarks until late Tuesday afternoon. “It was a simple line!” CNN’s Jeff Zucker fumed. “All she needed to say was, ‘No one is above the law’ but she kept erupting into…

Adam Schiff Effectively Clears President Trump of All Wrongdoing by Saying “He Did Wrongdoing”

Adam Schiff Effectively Clears President Trump of All Wrongdoing by Saying “He Did Wrongdoing”

In the middle of Wednesday’s impeachment chaos, Donald Trump was thrown the ultimate lifeline by an unlikely congressman. Adam Schiff of all people, reassured the nation that President Trump is completely and undoubtedly innocent of all wrongdoing. During an appearance on Anderson Cooper 360⁰, Schiff confidently looked into the camera and proclaimed “Donald Trump did…

Progressive Parents Threaten to Take 1 Year Off Earth’s 12-Year Habitability if Toys Not Picked Up

Progressive Parents Threaten to Take 1 Year Off Earth’s 12-Year Habitability if Toys Not Picked Up

Progressive parents, Jeremy and Naomi Wright of Fresno, California have had it with their three-year-old, Evelyn. Reports are Evelyn will not clean up her toys no matter what new-aged tactic they try. “We’ve tried sending her negative thoughts, freezing her Rolling Stone subscription—everything!” said an exasperated Naomi.Finally, the Wrights made the shocking threat of removing…

Democrats Announce Impeachment Inquiry After Trump Rudely Shines Light on Joe Biden’s Crimes

Democrats Announce Impeachment Inquiry After Trump Rudely Shines Light on Joe Biden’s Crimes

Donald Trump has finally crossed the line. On Tuesday, Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced that the House would begin a formal impeachment inquiry of the President after he so rudely alerted the nation that Joe Biden committed international crimes on video. “Way outta line!” shrieked Pelosi. “When Vice President Joe Biden bragged about withholding Ukraine’s foreign…